I (Still) Love to be Boring

My first Riley and James post was entitled I Love to be Boring.  (I realize what a dork I am, but I still think that is hilarious.)  My point then (and now) is that I love my pets and my patients and would love nothing more than boring, nothing-to-report wellness exams time after time.

Truth-be-told, I love your pets too, and the pets I read about and the pets I hear about…I even love the pets in medical journal case studies:  “The cat presented with this super awesome disgusting lesion and the following history…”  “Oh no!” I yell and flip to the conclusion.  My family no longer jumps when I yell at my journals, and pats me sympathetically on the shoulder when I cry over them.

I LOVE treating very cool cases.  But do you know what would be even cooler than treating very cool cases?  If horrendous medical issues were so rare, we only read about them in journals!  And do you know what would be even cooler than that??  If horrendous medical issues were so super rare, that we only read about them in history books!

You laugh, but have you ever seen a dog accidently given “blue eye” by a vaccination?  Me neither!  Have you ever seen a dog with distemper?  Me neither!  A cat with rabies or plague?  Me neither!  Ok, those cases are still out there, but they are far less common than they used to be.  With continually advancing medical and surgical care, increased awareness of pet welfare, husbandry and behavior issues, we are approaching boring, and I love it.

Can we fix everything with appropriate husbandry and medical care?  Of course not!  Accidents and illnesses and aging will always be with us.  Life can be unfairly random, and sadly, every pet’s story ultimately ends the same way.  Still, we have to work with what we’ve got, and start from where we are.

I have decided to dedicate this year on Riley and James to The Pursuit of Boring.  Of course it will take more than a year, and of course we can only approach Boring, we can never actually reach it, but maybe, just maybe, someday we can say to our friends:

“Your cat is thirty and healthy?  That’s nice.  *yawn*  Well, I’m heading down to take my dog in for his wellness exam.  They never find anything!  Then I have to stop by the shelter.  They have a dog in that needs help, first one of the decade.” 

It could happen.

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2 Responses to “I (Still) Love to be Boring”

  1. Sal says:

    ” Truth-be-told, I love your pets too, and the pets I read about and the pets I hear about…I even love the pets in medical journal case studies: ”The cat presented with this super awesome disgusting lesion and the following history…” ”Oh no!” I yell and flip to the conclusion. My family no longer jumps when I yell at my journals, and pats me sympathetically on the shoulder when I cry over them.”I just about wet myself. I did the same thing when I was volunteering at the Vet school and we would go over cases. Except there, it was “The bald eagle presented with this super awesome shotgun wound….” Either that or an iguana, or vulture (incredibly disgusting animals – by the way – go read about their defense mechanism and think about having to clean their cage…yea, that was me.)I second the motion. Boring is great in my book.

  2. admin says:

    Woo! I am glad I am having an effect on you Sal! We should just trade awesome medical case stories from the past, and not come up with any new ones in our own pets (and eagles and iguanas…) that we know and love!

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