It’s winter in Nebraska,
the gentle breezes blow,
seventy miles an hour…
at 25 below.
Oh how I love Nebraska,
when the snow’s up to my butt,
I take a breath of winter
and my nose gets frozen shut.
The weather here is wonderful,
I guess I’ll hang around,
I could never leave Nebraska…
I’m frozen to the ground.
(written by the awesome and talented Janna Richards, Licenced Veterinary Technician and Pet Sitter Extraordinaire, January 9, 2010)